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    22-8-2006

    Why can't dogs potty in the bathroom?

    Oreo here again. So today, I got introuble. Well, I really don't see what the big deal is, but apparently, I'm not aloud to potty in the bathroom. I went into the bathroom and did my business on the floor. What's wrong with that? I don't understand why my humans were upset with me.
     
    Don't get me wrong, I didn't get spanked. My humans don't believe in that. But my female human, L, talked to me like she was upset. I didn't understand a word she said, and every time I cocked my head to try, she got madder, but I thought if I had to go, that's where to do it. Right? WRONG! I guess it's not a good idea for me to potty in the bathroom. All of my humans potty in the bathroom, why can't I? Well, I think they do anyway. They sit on that funny chair in there that you are supposed to drink out of and stink up the place, and I never once got upset with them for it. But, the one or two times I go in there to potty on the floor and I get in trouble? Go figure. You humans are strange creatures.
     
    Anyway, I guess I have to hold it in until I get outside. It's not fair. I never see L have to hold it until she can get outside. Brandon, well, he goes outside once in awhile, but still gets to use the bathroom inside too. Why can't we dogs potty in the bathroom inside like humans? I mean c'mon, it's not like I pottied in the living room!
    25-7-2006

    What is it with human pups?

    Hey, Mitsy here.. I'm the sweet mother figure. I wanted to ask if any of you dogs out there have a clue when it comes to human pups? I mean come on! They drag us around by our collars, drink from our water bowls and dress us up like dolls. What's the deal?
     
    Today K actually tried to ride me like a horse! She then put a head band on Oreo. I don't understand it, but I think she thinks she's a dog! Oreo saw a cat in our front yard this afternoon and began to bark at it. Then K started barking as well. Then she went over to our water bowl and started drinking out of it. She got in trouble for that, but I just don't think she gets it.
     
    K is only 3 years old. She is adorable and I lover her, but she doesn't understand that dragging us around by our paws is unacceptable. I feel so violated! Humans, please teach your pups to be gentle with us dogs, and that they are not dogs. C'mon, human pups should drink out of cups.. not our bowls, and we dogs don't like to dance on two legs. My humans often laugh at the looks we give around her, but I find it so violating.
     
     
     
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