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    8/5/2006

    What's with the changes?

    Chance: "Hey, Mom, what happened to MSN Spwaces?"
     
    Mitsy: "Huh? Let me see that." {Hops up on chair}
     
    Oreo: "What's going on over there?" {Laying on bed across from computer}
     
    Chance: "We're twying to figur out what happwened to MSN Spaces."
     
    Oreo: "What? It looks like they changed the format!"
     
    Mitsy: "Don't freak out.. I'm sure it can't be that bad."
     
    Chance: "I don't undwerstand."
     
    Oreo: "What's new?"
     
    Mitsy: "Hey, be nice. He may get stuck in things a lot, but he's not dumb."
     
    Oreo: "Are you kidding? He's about as sharp as a bowling ball!"
     
    Chance: "What's a bowling ball?"
     
    Oreo: "See!"
     
    Mitsy: "Oye! It's like a tennis ball, only bigger, harder, and shiney."
     
    Chance: "Oh."
     
    Oreo: "ANYWAY, I wonder why they changed MSN Spaces?"
     
    Mitsy: "I don't know, it was pretty cool before."
     
    Chance: "I twink it was cool before they chwanged it."
     
    Oreo: "Mitsy just said that. Go get stuck in a recliner somewhere."
     
    Mitsy: "That's no way to talk to your son, Oreo."
     
    Oreo: "Sorry, I'm just upset about the changes."
     
    Mitsy: "Do you think Brandon will be back soon?"
     
    Oreo: "Nah, he's busy in the yard with K and L. He has no clue we're on here. I know 'cause I just barked at him to let me out, and he didn't."
     
    Mitsy: "Good! 'Cause the last thing we need is for him to find out we have our own space, and that we can type!"
     
    Oreo: "We can't type!"
     
    Mitsy: "Then why are the words appearing on the screen?"
     
    Oreo: "Because the computer is set to type what we say."
     
    Mitsy: "Oh, I didn't know it could do that!"
    Oreo: "Well, we know where Chance gets it from!"
     
    Mitsy: "GRRRR! You'd better remember who's alpha female around here!"
     
    Oreo: "Oh, I'm so scared!" {sarcastic}
     
    Mitsy: "You'd better be!"
     
    Chance: "Would you guys pwease stop bickering and deal with the probwem at hand."
     
    Oreo: "You're right Chance, MSN has completely changed the style of their spaces. I'm not too sure I like it.
     
    Mitsy: "I concure. Spaces seems a bit plain now, and with Brandon's measley dial up, the pages take awhile to load, or crash the browser."
     
    Oreo: "Yeah, especially when using MSN Explorer."
     
    Chance: "Maybe we shwould ask others what they twink."
     
    Oreo: "I bet this is all F.E.L.I.N.E.'s fault."
     
    Mitsy: "Oye! When will you quit it with this whole seceret society stuff?.... Chance, I agree. If any other dogs are reading this.. or humans... please tell us what you think about the new changes."
     
    Oreo: "Cats need not respond... I'm on to you cats... you can't fool me! Ha Ha Ha..."
     
    {Brandon enters room unexpectedly}
     
    Brandon: "What the... what are all of you doing around the computer?... and what's that on the screen?"
     
    Oreo to Mitsy: "Hurry! Sign out!!! Sign out!!!!" {Whispering from side of mouth}
     
    Brandon: "Off! You guys know better than too mess with my computer.... that's it.... Load up!"
     
    Chance: "Ahh, man!....or uh, I mean woof!"
     
    Brandon: "Huh?"
     
    {Later that night before bed}
     
    Brandon: "You're not going to believe this L, but I think I heard Chance talk!"
     
    L: "Go to sleep dear, you're tired."
     
    Brandon: "Yeah, I guess you're right... dogs can't talk. Night."
     
    L: "Night." {Reaches over to kiss Brandon}
     
    {Oreo laying at foot of bed}
     
    Oreo: "heh heh heh." {chuckles softly with grin}